A drunken man walks into a biker bar....sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up and staggers over to the table...leans over, then looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says; "I went by your Grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway butt-naked.. .Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused.... because, he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says;
"I got it on with your Grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad...but, the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says;
"I'll tell you something else, boy.... your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up....takes the drunk by the shoulders... . looks him square in the eyes and says;
"Grandpa.... go home.... you're drunk!
He gets up and staggers over to the table...leans over, then looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says; "I went by your Grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway butt-naked.. .Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused.... because, he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says;
"I got it on with your Grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad...but, the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says;
"I'll tell you something else, boy.... your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up....takes the drunk by the shoulders... . looks him square in the eyes and says;
"Grandpa.... go home.... you're drunk!
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