Pants and Panties

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Pants and Panties

Jim was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
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He said, 'Jim, let me tell you something. "On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
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She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
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I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
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Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
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'Hmmm,' said Jim. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
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On his honeymoon,Jim took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'
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She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
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Jim said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
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Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Jim She said, 'Here, you try on mine..'
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Jim did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
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Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
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