Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman

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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign:
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"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
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"I am entering!" said Snow White.
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After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
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"First Place!," said Snow White.
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They continue walking and they see a sign:
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"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
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"I'm entering," says Superman.
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After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
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“First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
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They continue walking when they see a sign:
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"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
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After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
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"What happened?" they asked.
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"Who the heck is Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio
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