colonoscopy----part-1-of-1

Colonoscopy

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I called my friend Andy Donahue, gastroenteritis at the Dallas VA to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Fort Worth. Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, “HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOU R BEHIND!”

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I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America’s enemies.

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I spent the next several days productively sitting around being a nervous wreck. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, and then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole f-ing jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes, and here I am being kind, like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

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The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with an enormous sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ‘a loose watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

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MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you haven’t even eaten yet.

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After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my friend drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurt age all morning. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? I don’t think flowers would not be enough.

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At the VA, a typical government agency, I had to sign way too many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the hell the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space to took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments. You know the ones I’m talking about, the ones designed by sadist perverts. The kind that, when you
put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you were actually naked.

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Then a nurse named Judith put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Judith was very good, and I was already lying down. Judith also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.

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When everything was ready, Judith wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. Believe me, I was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure; 'Dancing Queen' has to be the least appropriate.

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”You want me to turn it up?” said Andy, from somewhere behind me.

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“'Ha ha,” I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.

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I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling “Dancing Queen, Feel the beat of the tambourine,” and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that it was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.

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The End…

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the pizza guy----part-1-of-1

The Pizza Guy
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The wife was in Boston for a 3-day conference and I was home alone. I took a shower, put on my robe, ordered a pizza for dinner, and then waited for the pizza guy to show up.
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As promised, he drove up in less than 30-minutes. Hearing his car in my driveway, I opened the door as he strolled up. He was about 20-years old kind of skinny but not bad looking for a kid. I took my pepperoni and mushroom and paid him plus gave a $5 tip.
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My robe was slightly open, down to my stomach. I was bare foot and still had wet hair. He said, “I guess you were hoping Ginger was delivering today because I see you are showered and ready for some action.”

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“What? Who is Ginger?”

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“She is this chick we have that I heard gives great EXTRA service if the tip is right.”

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“How right?”

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He said, “I heard she would give a blowjob for $25 and for $50 anything.”

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“Wow,” I said, “No actually I haven't used you guys before so I don't know about extra services. I am horny though and the wife is out of town.”
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He looked me over. Like he was trying to figure me out. He then said, “So you’re horny. Maybe I can figure something out for you. I will check back with you later.” Then he looked me up and down again, put the tip of his tongue to his lips licking back and forth and said, “Yea okay see ya later.”
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Knowing that I’d never see him again, I closed the door and headed for the living room. Turning on the TV, I popped in a porno flick and settled in to eat my pizza. Both the pizza and the DVD combined to make me mellow. My belly full and my dick growing, I was feeling so good that I started to stroke my growing cock as I watched the movie. It was about 3-guys giving some young cunt a real fucking. They filled her ass, cunt and mouth with a bucket of cum. My dick was at full mast when the doorbell rang. FUCK!
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I pulled my robe around me and answered the door. To my surprise, it was Mr. pizza boy and 4-of his male friends. Before I knew what was going on they pushed their way in. “Hey what the fuck?” I snapped. As I raised my hand for a fight and my robe opened showing my rapidly shrinking cock.

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Then with a laugh, Tommy, the pizza guy, answered, “You said you were horny. Well, so are we.”

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About that time, one of the guys showed me a small baseball bat that he had behind. It was the kind that they give away as gate prizes at big league games. “Listen pops,” he says, “Do what we want and you will be fine.” My heart was racing. I didn't know if they were here to rob me, kill me or fuck me. I was hopping for the later.
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I am what my wife calls a ‘sometimes bi-guy.’ I like to have man/ man/ female 3-ways where I get to watch her get fucked. I really don’t suck cocks, but I like to help her get the guy ready by being what’s called a ‘fluffer.’ A ‘fluffer’ is a porn industry term for someone who uses their mouth to get guys hard before he shots a scene. And I also like to eat her out and bring her to several more orgasms after the guy dumps his hot load in her cunt. But, like I said, I’ve never had just man/ man sex without her present. And like she always says that I should just go ahead and suck a cock and get it over with.

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Despite my fear, the thought of these guys making me do things to them was having an effect on me. My cock started to grow again.
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”Hey guys, look,” one of them laughed, “Looks like the old man is getting all excited.”

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I looked down and saw that my robe was open and my stiff cock sticking straight out. I said meekly, “I was watching some porn before you got here.” They laughed.
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Still laughing, they strolled past me into the living room and I dumbly followed behind, cock swinging in the breeze. The biggest guy, Ted, turned and pushed me down on my knees in the middle of the floor. Then as I meekly knelt there and watched, he and the others started stripping off their clothes. Even though Tommy appeared to be the oldest, they all looked about 18, except one small kid who was maybe 14, tops. Obviously scared, he stood in the background and was last to nervously strip. Ted looked at him and said, “Well little brother, Mom made me bring you alone with me tonight so you better do what we do and never tell.
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When Ted turned back to me, I looked him in the eyes and said, “So what do you do?”

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When he looked down, I followed his eyes and saw his cock for the first time. He was well hung for a small guy. His cock was very big and was already hard. It was 8-inches long and thick. It looked like mine but was a little thicker and maybe 2-inches longer. When he said, “Suck it,” everyone laughed.
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Even though I’d never sucked one, it wasn’t like I’d never had one in my mouth before, and I surely didn't want to get beat up if I didn't do what he said.
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Shyly I stuck out my tongue and flicked the tip of his cock. Then getting a little bolder, I held the shaft in my right hand and cupped his very large hanging balls in my left. Taking a deep breath, I opened my mouth and slide his handsome cock into my mouth. As I closed my lips around and bobbed my head forward, all the guys cheered. “Yea, look at that cock-sucked deep throat that cock,” one of them laughed. Now that I was into it, I started bobbing my head up and down as I stroked his shaft with my hand. As I sucked Ted’s cock another guy walked up and started rubbing his cock against on my face. Despite the cock in my face, I continued to suck off Ted, and either I was very good or he was very Horney, because in only maybe a minute he grunted then tensed up. Surprisingly I even felt the head of his cock swell up in my mouth. When his balls drew up in my hand, he grabbed the back of my head and shot the biggest blast of cum I’d ever seen.

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I was on the ‘out-stroke,’ so his cock-head was just barely past my lips when he exploded. His cum spewed out and hit the back of my throat so hard I had no option but to swallow it. Then as his big teenage balls shot again and again, I swallowed again and again. He squirted a total of 9-times and I swallowed 9-times. Even after he stopped squirting, I kept sucking on his wonderful cock for all I was worth. First he was screaming with joy, and then screaming that his cock was too sensitive and for me to stop.
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Then as he pulled out and backed away, a guy, named Bill stepped forward and held his cock up to my face. It was about 8 or 9-inches long, very fat, and had a big reddish head peeking out of his foreskin. With a nasty sneer, he ordered me to, “Open your mouth!” His cock was so fat that I popped my jaw opening my mouth wide enough to get it in. I almost chocked before my saliva got it wet enough to slid smoothly in and out of my mouth. Once it was sliding freely, he none too gently jammed its head against the back of my throat. My mouth had never been so full. He kept ramming his monster cock into my mouth and throat so deep that I kept gagging and choking. Tears were soon running down my cheeks and I could barely breath, but Bill didn’t care. He grabbed my hair and started pumping his huge cock in and out of my mouth, as he snarled, “Suck my cock, you little fagot” As I sucked, he moaned and alternately called me a queer, a fagot, and a cock-sucker. Right before he got ready to cum, his cock swelled up so big that it almost split my jaws apart. As his shaft pulsated in my mouth, he kept ramming his thick cock into my mouth until he finally held me close to his body with his cock buried down my throat. When his cum came out so hot that it almost scalded my tongue. His load was so big that cum oozed out of both corners of my mouth. He was an animal. He didn’t release my hair until I not only had I swallowed his load of hot salty cum, but until I’d licked his cock clean.

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As I rocked back on my heels and caught my breath, the next guy moved forward. Kevin's cock was about 6-inches and average in girth, but he had really large balls. He must have been either part Asian or American Indian because he didn't have very much pubic hair, just a little silken curls around the base of his hard cock. When I opened my mouth and he confidently stuck his cock in. as I closed my lips, working his hips and moving his cock in and out. He was soon fucking my mouth like it was a pussy. He held my head firmly place, while he franticly it in and out of my mouth very fast. I grabbed his hips and held on for dear life as this young man fucked me. He lasted about 3-minutes, a record for this group so far. Then he slowed and his cock expanded. He made some strange animal sounds and I knew it was show time. His body jerked with tension as he shot blast after blast of teenage boy cum into my mouth, empting his huge balls down my throat. I swallowed as fast as I could, trying to keep up. He must have not cummed in a long time because he dumped about a pint of the sweetest cum I have ever tasted into my willing mouth. I kept sucking him and licking his cock head and slit trying to get even more.
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Now it was Tommy's turn. His cock was like the last guy's, 6-inches and thin. As he moved into position, I noticed that his balls were clinched tight against his body. His cock was at an upward 45-degree angle and dripping pre-cum. Leaning forward, I licked the pre-cum nectar off the tip of cock, but before I could even get him into my mouth, his tight balls let go, shooting a blast of hot cum. It splashed onto my lips and across my cheek. I jerked back in surprise then the second blast hit me right on the forehead. And then as his hot cum oozed its way down my face, 5 more powerful cum shots splashed into my face. By the time he finished spewing, I was dripping with cum. It was in my nose, eyes and hair. It was on my cheeks, lips and chin. Regaining my senses, I grabbed his cock and shoved it in my mouth and sucked until his teenage balls were sucked dry. Once he moved away, I scooped up gobs of his cum with my fingers and licked them clean.
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Now it was little brother, Randy’s turn. As he was shook with fright and anticipation, Ted pulled him over to me. Randy was so cute, his crotch was as hairless as a baby’s bottom, and his balls were about the size of marbles, and his rock hard pubescent cock was only about 4 ½-inches and quite thin. Caressing his clinched butt cheeks, I told him that he has a fine cock and that I’d be happy to give him his first blowjob. I started out by licking him all around his crotch, especially the creases where his legs joined his torso. Then I licked his balls and pulled back his foreskin and licked around his cute little acorn-sized head. I felt him shiver with delight as I lifted his balls to my mouth and sucked each one in turn. I gently rolled them around in their sac as I fingered his balls. Cupping his tight little ass, I opened my mouth and took his little cock all the way in my mouth. I knew I better do a good job because I was still afraid of getting an ass whipping by his powerful looking young friends.
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With a smile, I put all my attention to giving him the best blowjob that I could give. To pro-long his pleasure, I’d suck him for about few minutes, then I’d stop and start licking his balls. To try to get him to relax, I even turned him around and kissed his rosy little butt cheeks. Once I felt him relaxing, I turned him around again and finished him off with my mouth. Actually his hard little cock was so short, that if I tried to bob up and down on it, it would fall out of my mouth. So instead of bobbing, I just held it in my mouth worked my lips and tongue around it. His little cock did swell but not too much. Soon Randy was whining, “I think I’m going to pee.” Then he for the first time in his life, his balls busted and he cummed, he shot his cum in my mouth. He cock jerked back and forth as his balls pumped his cum into my mouth. His load wasn't big but it was tasty. I sucked him until he started going soft and then I released him. With a little smile, I opened my mouth and showed Randy how his cum that he’d deposited in my mouth formed a puddle up on my tongue. Then with a laugh, I swallowed. As he grinned for ear to ear, everyone started clapping and I knew I was going to survive this night.
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But they were not finished yet. When Ted said that he wanted to fuck my ass, I got down on the floor on my knees with my face and my chest on the carpet. Reaching back and spread my ass cheeks, I quivered with fear when I felt the head of his big cock pressed against my ass-hole. Afraid of the pain when a cock that big pierced my sphincter, I tried to relax my ass-hole. I needn’t have worried though. Except for the initial thrust there was no pain. Three of four strokes later, I could feel his balls flopping against my naked butt. He then proceeded to hard fuck me. I didn’t think it would be possible it to feel any better, when suddenly I felt the palm of his hand crack against the cheeks of my naked butt. It stung with a combination of pain and bittersweet pleasure. I moaned with joy as his cock pumped in and out of my ass, and his palm continued to crash against my tingling butt cheeks. It was long until I felt him tense up as he moaned, “Here it comes old man,” he climaxed.

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As Ted pulled out, Bill again stepped forward for seconds. Like before, with no regards for me, he rammed his big cock into my ass so hard that I tried to pull away. Before I could move he grabbed a handful of my hair and jerked my head back at a painful angle. Anchoring me in place with his grip in my hair, Bill started pounding my ass as hard as he’d fucked my mouth. Fortunately, he didn’t last long. In seconds, he was he was spewing his hot cum deep into my bowls.

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Although it hard to see with your face buried in the carpet, I assumed that they were follow the same order with my ass that they did with my mouth. If so, the next as I felt slipping into my ass was Kevin’s. Although Kevin had a respectable 6-inches, his cock wasn’t large enough to hurt me. Grabbing me by the hips, he started pumping in and out. When he got ready to cum, he pulled out and shot his load all over my back.

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As Tommy happily positions himself at my ass, Ted’s little brother, Randy timidly sat by my head and spread his legs out so that his crotch was almost touching my face. With an imploring look on his face, he cupped his own balls and whispered, “Can you lick me some more?” Flicking my tongue out, I stroke him a few times on his ‘taint,’ the sensitive space between his balls and his ass-hole. With a sob, he lied back on the floor and rolled his hips so I could reach his tight little pink ass-hole. As my tongue flicked across puckered ass, he arched his back, to get his little bottom closer to my face. Grabbing him by the back of his knees, I push his knees up against his chest, causing his hips to roll and bring his little rose bud closer to my face. As my tongue flicked and teased his little pink hole, it puckered even tighter.

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Suddenly I feel Tommy’s cock pierce my sphincter and start pumping in and out of my ass. I soon have a rhythm. On every in stroke, Tommy pushed me forward and I licked little Randy’s puckered ass. A couple of licks and Randy was squealing like a 5-year old girl on the playground. Randy was so sensitive that he quickly moved so that I was licking his balls. Shortly after that he rolled his legs back on the floor, so that I can get to his stiff little cock.

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Then as Tommy joyfully stroked in and out of my ass, my mouth was working on little brother Randy’s cock. In about 5-minutes, they sound like a duet as the both sang out, “I’m cumming,” in unison. Then simultaneously they both go off at the same time, one in my ass and one in my mouth.

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When I felt Tommy unloading in my ass, I grabbed my cock and started stroking it real fast. Then with little Randy whimpering with joy because I still had his cock in my mouth, I shot the biggest load of cum in my life onto the carpet.

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As Randy stood up, every one clapped and cheered, because little brother Randy had made his brother Ted proud.

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For me, I had a great time despite the fear for getting beat up. Not only had I got to suck my first cock to completion, but also it was 5-young guys that I got to suck off, and had the 4-oldest fuck me in the ass. I also cummed once while they were still there and twice more after they left.
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As they left, Tommy gave me his cell phone number and asked me, “When is your wife going to be gone again?”

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The end…

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Male Strippers

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
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One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the
$10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
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Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the Guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
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In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
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Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
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The woman in me took over!
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I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!

That just craked me up....

unreturned love----1-of-1

Unreturned love

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I lay naked beside him, my head resting on his hairy chest, our bodies are tightly nestled in each other’s, and our legs intermingled. He's stroking my back, cupping my ass with those strong hands of his. "I love your ass, and I love that it belongs to me," he said, as he smacked me hard on my naked butt, hard enough to make me wince a bit. As he continued to stroke my butt I held still, just the way he liked it. ”It’s a nice shade of red now," he mussed.

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Those hands, how I love his hands, they are big and strong and his fingers are thick. I loved feeling them on me, whether in pleasure or in pain. No one else can put their hands on me the way he does. No one else creates this affect. Casually he moves his hands from my back, down my leg. I shivered as he ran them over my thighs and upward. Next he grabbed my breasts and starts playing with my nipples. He enjoys torturing them and I enjoy letting him. My breathing becomes heavy. "Roll onto your back,” he orders, and I do so. And then as I lay on my back, he gets even closer. He is lying on his side, spooning my body, and securing my arm against him. Grabbing my wrist with his other hand, he raises it above my head and holds it securely against the bedstead. I cannot move it. He opens his legs and clamps my leg that is closest to him in between his thighs. "Open wide for me!" he orders and I move the one appendage that is free, my other leg, and timidly spread it open. "Wider!” he snaps, “I want you open for me.” As I open my leg wider, he says, “This is the way that I want and like you. Always stay open for me!" Submissively, I move my leg further out. I'm breathing heavier now, my arms are secured, one by his body, the other wrist clasped firmly by his hand, my one leg is trapped between his thighs like a vice, and I'm wide open to his advances, vulnerable to his whims.

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He starts with my breasts, toying with one and then the other, stroking and caressing them lightly and then grabbing them hard. He leans towards my chest and begins biting my nipple. At first it feels fantastic, as he gently kneads my nipple with his teeth, but soon the gentle scrapes turn into clamps, and the pressure exudes a delicious mix of pleasure and pain. My back begins to arch and jolts of pleasure move down my body, validating the direct line that exists between my breasts and my pussy. As the combination of sensations fill my body, I feel myself begin to drip. My pussy has begun to salivate, anticipating his next move, the hunger growing. I could barely move, and my back remains arched. His mouth has taken my whole nipple in and I find myself pushing against his as if I were trying to get more of my breast in his mouth, I want him to consume all of it.

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He moves from my breast to my face, kissing me softly starting with my forehead, and then down to my cheeks. But my mouth is wanting so I turn towards him and our lips meet. Softly he kisses my full lips, I trace his lips with my tongue ever so lightly, and suckle on his bottom lip. Our kisses are soft yet yearning and I long to have his tongue in my mouth. Our lips finally lock, and our tongues are dancing, our lips grinding, I moan softly and kiss him deeply, as if I'm consuming a final meal. It's amazing how I can't get enough of His kisses; I'm so excited by Him, and become anxious.

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I can't move, my legs are spread wide open, my wetness has grown, and I'm longing for his touch between my legs. But He's not even close, my hips start instinctually rotating, seeking. Helplessly I closed my eyes as his fingers skimmed, tracing the curve of my breast. As if I were fashioned from the most delicate glass, he swept his fingers over me. Elegantly erotic, the fragile caress had the blood rushing under my skin, heating it, sensitizing it until she thought she might die from sheer pleasure. Then teasing me mercilessly, he grabbed them roughly, my breath has grown to pants and the moans are growing in my throat.

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He finally moves his hand south, very slowly. He grabs the thigh of my free leg and pushes me open even further. Then he traces the inside of my thighs with his fingers, and the anticipation of his arrival is driving me crazy. Finally he brushes his fingers over my clit, and it’s like a jolt of electricity surges through my body. He smiles widely, laughing a bit as he kissed my cheek. Then breathing heavily into my ear, he whispers, "Look at how hard you get for me."

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"Yes," I pant, "I can't believe it!”

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"I can,” he says smugly as he begins massaging my clit with his fingers. "I want you to cum this way for me!" I'm excited and nervous, and not sure I can this way, but desperately don't want him to stop, not that he would even if I dare ask.

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He continued to massage my clit, first very softly and then steadily increasing the pressure, circling it with his fingers and then brushing across it, vibrating and then stroking it. He’s whispering dirty things to me in my ear, and the combination of physical and mental stimulation is overwhelming. I'm panting like mad and trying to move, but I cannot. The second my one free leg inches inward he sternly reminds me to put it back and to keep it open. He is mercilessly teasing my clit; first gently stroking it, and then roughly, back to gently. As if claiming ownership, he grabbed hold of my button between his thumb and fore fingers and squeezed. Next he moved his fingers rhythmically over my clit. I could feel myself growing even harder and sense that I was about to cum. I'm still uncertain if I can or not, and say something to that affect. My breath is heavy as I try to speak, and forming sentences is difficult for me, yet moans of pleasure came easy. He is relentless, but his lips are still close to my ear, and I can feel the heat of his breath as in his deep husky stern tone, he whispers, "Whatever it takes and however long." Those words are like magic to my ears. Words that when I heard overwhelm me with elation. How he managed this affect is beyond me, or how he can ease my worries with one sentence.

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Never resting, he continues talking dirty to me, kissing me all over my face, and occasionally nibbling on my rock hard nipples. I can feel an orgasm churning around inside me; it's an odd sensation as it grows. I desperately wanted to cum, yet want to hold back as well, wanting the explosion to be even greater. Finally it is too much and the waves wash over my entire body. Helplessly my upper body tried to sit up as I moan, a loudly guttural moan. A moan like I’d never heard before. As my lower body started convulsing, I could feel my clit pulsing and suddenly I cummed.

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As my body shuddered through my orgasm, he then quickly moved his hand down and plunges two fingers into my tight wet still throbbing pussy. I gasped the sensation was so overwhelming. I'm barely done cumming when he starts pumping in and out of me with his thick fingers. When another begins, a g-spot orgasm crashes through my body. I’m still enjoying the wave from my first orgasm, when I start gushing my way into my second orgasm. Unwilling to stop, he continues to rub my spot, and I keep cumming and cumming, my entire body in a spasm as the flood continues. My moans are loud with a bit of laughter mixed in, moaning in pleasure, laughing in elation. Over and over I keep cumming until he slows for a moment. As my body starts to subside, he looks at me and says, "Is there another one left?”

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I smile widely and coyly answer, "I think so...”

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His fingers dive back in stroking my g-spot, again I feel it build and then another explosion follows. This one lasts for much longer than the others, my body convulsing, my pussy clamping and throbbing. "I can feel you tighten; I can feel you cum, good girl!!” he almost screams. Finally he slows his strokes, matching the rhythm of my body, slowly bringing me back from ecstasy.

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I'm smiling like a Cheshire cat, and laughing out loud, say, "I can't believe that was even possible!" He laughs deeply, and then with a sense of pride clutches me firmly to him.

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He releases his grip and I roll over against him, my head again buried in his hairy chest. The hair tickles my face making me giggle. He is holding me so tightly, that I lose my breath, but I don't care because I don't want him to stop. I squeeze him as hard as I can, and kiss him all over his face. “That was beautiful", I say, causing him to smile proudly. I continue to kiss him, moving from his ears to his neck. Then from his neck down to his chest, while my hand creeps down and cups his balls. Sliding my hand up, I grip his cock marveling how thick it is and how firm and full his balls are.

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Slowly I start moving south, my mouth kissing and licking him as I go. As I lick his navel, he grabs my shoulders and stops me. As he gently brings our hands up, I turn my face towards him, hoping I haven't displeased him. His face serious, his eyes lock onto mine, "I love pleasing you and making you cum. you’ve been a very good girl, so just rest, let me hold you.” Relishing what he just said, I melted back into his awaiting arms. My mind and body satiated, and my heart filled with joy, I just rest....

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The End…

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Show him your card!

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.
The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, So the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....


'Your card! Show him Your card!'

nicki----part-1-of-1

Nicki

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It was yet another warm summer day, the sun was pounding down in full force and everything seemed sluggish. Sharon was at home, and she was extremely bored, so she decided to call her best friend Nicki to find out if she was busy. She was free, so after a few minutes conversation they decided to meet up at the movie theatre later that afternoon. And then since it was close to the theatre, sleep over at Nicki’s house. Sharon was overjoyed, not only did she have something to do, but she was also meeting up the person she wanted to see most in the world, Nicki.

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Sharon’s whole summer had been spent searching for new excuses to meet up with her. It was excruciating for Sharon not to be able see her as often as she would have wanted, for she felt a powerfully immense physical pull towards Nicki. Sharon had been severely infatuated with her best friend for as long as she could remember, and it didn’t show signs of stopping. Sharon was pretty sure that Nicki thought of their relationship as purely platonic, so she was not going to let herself get hurt by getting her hopes up. Everyday she reminded herself that Nicki liked her as a friend, and nothing more. Anyway, it was obvious that Nicki was completely straight. Sharon had spent so much energy fighting her feelings. It was just too frustrating being in love with your best friend. But Nicki’s toned curvy body and her creamy white skin held Sharon in a constant lock from which she could not escape. Every time Nicki touched her, a wave a pleasure rushed through Sharon’s body. Sharon wanted her so badly, every day, every minute, and every second. And Nicki had no idea. Sharon thought it best for things to stay that way, because the worst thing that could happen would be if Nicki started avoiding her if she knew Sharon was gay, and totally head over heals for her. Then Sharon would have absolutely no chance to enjoy the presence of her ‘friend.’

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When Sharon walked up to the movie theatre she saw that Nicki already standing outside the doors, a hand on her hip, and a bored expression on her face. She had smoky black eye makeup on, which made her blue eyes even more piercing, pale beige skin and luscious blonde hair. She looked so beautiful, that Sharon had trouble getting her breath. Much to Sharon’s satisfaction, they hugged when she walked up to Nicki. After a bit of chatting while they bought their tickets, they sat down in the theatre, and it didn’t take long for the lights to dim. They sat side by side, both waiting anxiously for the movie to begin. As the movie started, Sharon found herself occasionally glimpsing at her friend. “God,” she thought, “she looked good.” Nicki caught her stare, and Sharon quickly looked down in embarrassment, pretending that her clasped hands were suddenly extremely interesting.

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Sharon felt something touch her arm and she flinched in surprise. Looking over, she saw her friend smiling at her, and at the same time softly running her fingers up and down her arm. Though confused, she did not, by any stretch of the imagination, have any intentions of stopping Nicki. She felt herself getting hot from Nicki’s touch, and restraining she was getting to be a challenge. For the rest of the movie they held hands, which was something that had never happened before. Sharon felt herself engulfed in ecstasy. She was so happy that she didn’t want to even think about why Nicki was making these moves, as long as she didn’t stop. As the movie ended Nicki let go of Sharon’s hand, but smiled flirtatiously at her as if to reassure her as she reminded Sharon they were going to her house. Sharon didn’t even hesitate as she got out of her seat and followed Nicki outside.”

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When they arrived at her apartment Sharon went straight to Nicki’s room and Nicki continued on to the bathroom. Sharon had been there dozens of times before but it had never felt like this before. Sharon liked the unknown and unpredictable, it gave her a sense of thrill that was so exciting. She laid herself on her friend’s bed and closed her eyes for a minute, trying to soak in what had happened, and what was happening. Sharon was not a very conceited person, but she did think of herself as pretty. She had short dark hair and big brown eyes with long dark lashes. Her body was toned, and her breasts were small and firm, just big enough to cup in your hand. Sharon opened her eyes when she heard the doorknob turn, and in walked Nicki.

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Sharon was shocked at what she saw. Then the shock turned to awe. Nicki was dressed in a tight black corset and a tiny thong, with shiny black high heels on her perfect feet. Her nail polish was deep red on her long nails, and her blonde waves were half falling on her face. Her dark eyes immediately locked onto Sharon’s. In her hand she held a long threatening whip. Sharon’s intimidation soon turned to fascination.

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”Nicki what…” Sharon stammered.

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”Shut up,” said Nicki said, “Get undressed!”

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”I don’t…” Sharon started again, but heard the whip crack in the air.

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”I mean now!” Nicki said sternly, and she looked dead serious.

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Confused and intimidated, Sharon slowly started taking off her clothes. She had no choice; she had to do what Nicki wanted. In some way Sharon kind of liked the powerless feeling. As Nicki stared at her, she started pulling off her clothing. As she nervously removed her panties, she was surprised that they were already almost soaked. Once naked, Sharon lay on the bed, her chest rising and falling as she breathed fast and hard in excitement. Nicki moved onto the bad and straddled Sharon chest. Then she leaned over and pulled out four silk scarves from under the covers of the bed and tied Sharon wrist and ankles to the bedposts.

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‘Nicki…’ Sharon whined.

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“You are to call me master.” Nicki said sternly. Sharon started laughing but stopped as she felt the whip crack on her stomach. She yelped as it stung and her skin turned bright red. Somehow the stinging pain got her even more turned on. “Do you understand?” Nicki asked, the whip still in her hand, and no pity on her face.

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“Yes master,” Sharon whimpered. “I’ll be a good girl.”

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Nicki put her face right up against Sharon’s and Sharon tried to kiss her. Nicki slapped her hard on the cheek. Hard enough to leave red finger prints. “You’re a naughty girl,” she smiled. “You have to be punished,” purred Nicki as she ran her hands down Sharon’s body. Sharon wanted to feel Nicki’s touch so much, but Nicki stopped just before her hands got between Sharon’s legs, making Sharon so frustrated.

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“Please master, touch me,” She pleaded.

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“Shut up, bitch.” Nicki snapped. “I’ll touch you when I feel like it.”

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Suddenly Nicki got up, leaving Sharon on the bed alone, horny and anxious, she went to get something from her closet. She came back carrying a huge black vibrator. It was so big that as soon as Sharon saw it, she got scared and pleaded, “Please no master, it’s too big,” but to no avail. Ignoring her pleas, Nicki knelt between Sharon’s legs, and put the vibrator on her dripping wet, tight opening. As Nicki started pushing it in slowly but forcefully, she was constantly watching Sharon’s expression. The hard vibrator slid easily into her aided by her hot juices, stretching Sharon’s hole as taut as it would go. Now that it was most of the way in, Nicki switched it on and started slowly fucking Sharon with it.

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As Sharon lay there tied to the bed feeling totally powerless, her chest rapidly rose and fell as her breath was came in gasps. Her hands clutched the bars as her legs twitched uncontrollably. The vibrator sliding easily in and out, Sharon felt herself slowly climbing towards her peak. Suddenly with a laugh, Nicki pulled the vibrator out and switched it off. “Please master…”Sharon wailed in frustration, “Please make me cum, I’m begging you.”

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As the lash cut into her velvety flesh again, Sharon shuddered in pleasure and shock. “You are not to talk without permission, bitch!” Nicki reminded her. Then Nicki was on top of her pushing her mouth forceful against Sharon’s. Sliding her hand between Sharon’s legs, she whispered in her ear, “Now you can cum,” Needing no more encouragement, she immediately cummed all over Nicki’s hand. Once started, the throbbing was so intense, that she couldn’t stop cumming. When Nicki started whipping her, it only added to Sharon’s pleasure and made her cum all the harder.

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Wiggling out of her panties, Nicki turned around and sat herself down on Sharon’s face. “Lick me slave,” She ordered, her voice hard and full of lust. Quivering in fear, Sharon stuck out her tongue and started nervously licking Nicki’s swollen slit, almost drowning in Nicki’s liquids. So full of lust, Nicki started franticly rocking to and fro on Sharon’s face. Caught up in lust, Nicki squeezed Sharon’s arms so hard that she left bruises. Sharon’s fingers flexed and then balled into fists as tears sprang to her eyes. She hated the fact, loathed it, that her pulse was hammering double time under Nicki’s grip. It hurt like hell, but she liked it. “Harder, bitch,” growled Nicki, her breath coming fast and hot. Obediently, Sharon started licking as hard as she could. She soon felt Nicki’s deep contractions on her face, as Nicki moaned and dug her long nails into Sharon arms again, making her yelp in pain.

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Sharon was so hot and wet that she really wanted no needed to touch herself.

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Nicki quieted down she got off Sharon’s face, and then out of nowhere she pulled out a pair of nipple clips. Sharon looked at them in horror and fascination. They were inch long clips, of the type often called alligator clamps with tiny little sharp teeth on both side. After first sucking on Sharon’s nipples to ensure that they were erect, Nicki casually clipped them on Sharon. As the tiny teeth bit into her tender flesh, the sharp pain hit her.

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Seeing her horny friend on top of her was causing Sharon to get hotter and hotter. Nicki’s tousled hair was making her look even sexier. Despite the sweaty sheen covering her energy charged body, but the look on her face showed that she had no intention of stopping. When their lips met, Sharon hadn’t expected Sharon’s lips to be so hot, so hard, and so hungry. She had thought the kiss would be rough and unsophisticated, easily resisted, easily forgotten. But she’d been wrong, dangerously wrong. Kissing her was like sliding into molten lava. Even as she gulped for air, Nicki heightened the kiss, plunging her tongue deep, taunting, tormenting, teasing Sharon’s. She tried to shake her head, but only succeeded in changing the angle.

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Once they broke for air, Nicki gently bit her lower lip and then and scratched Sharon with one of her long finger nails all the way from between her breasts downwards. Nicki had a wild look in her eyes as she watched Sharon’s chest rise and fall while she moaned. Sharon wanted Nicki to hurt and abuse her, to use her as her sex slave. Seeing this, Nicki moved back on Sharon, and with her long legs open, started rubbing her pussy on Sharon’s pussy. She rode Sharon faster and faster, their hot juices mixing together and their panting and moaning filling up the room.

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Still caught up in lust, Nicki rolled off Sharon, snatched up her whip, and once again whipped Sharon across her rising stomach. Sharon couldn’t take it anymore.

Yelling, the sharp pain throbbing, and her orgasm was a mixture of intense pleasure and pain. Her breathing quickened and her movements became very precise. Just as she stopped breathing and started arching her back, her pussy start to clench and the moan that was caught in her throat, exploded out like nuclear bomb. Suddenly, Nicki felt one strong warm stream hit her in the belly as she moaned out loud. Then there was another stream that was just as strong, but shorter in duration splashing against Nicki. Another moan and a third stream spewed out, this one much shorter. Sharon was squirting her pussy juice all over Nicki and the bed. She loved it; it was such a high like nothing she had ever experienced. And as Nicki came, she screamed and clutched Sharon’s arms tightly digging her nails into her.

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Nicki looked at Sharon with those wild eyes when it was over, and then started removing the nipple clips and scarves, setting Sharon free. Nicki walked out of the room, her upper thighs still wet from what had happened. ‘Thank you so much master!’ Sharon called out to her.

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‘You better be grateful,’ Nicki said in a cold, strict voice, and her whip cracking behind her as she left the room.

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The end…

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as of yesterday I have 164 completed stories....they range from humor, erotica, to incest stories...

my wife the whore----part-1-of-1

My Wife the whore

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My wife, Casey has worked in the sex industry for most of her life. She has been a topless dancer, nude dancers and stripper and also a fluffer. When she was 38, we decided that she needed to go to school because she wouldn't be able to work in her field to many more years. With an eye on the future, she took some computer courses and got a degree. I got transferred here to Dallas, so as soon as we got settled in, she applied for a job at a privately owned local company. She was real friendly, so was quickly in the loop and found that the boss was having an affair with his personal assistant. Soon after that the personal assistant’s husband found out about their affair and made her quit.

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When she found out, Casey asked me what I thought about her taking the place of the P.A. It was right up her alley, so I told her to go for it. When Casey asked me how she could go about letting her boss know that she would welcome some sexual harassment, I told her that it was simple, just dress to impress. I suggested semi-sheer lacy blouses that reveal a lacy bra; tight skirts with a side slit to show off her butt and legs; or tight pants to show off her butt; low cut blouses that reveal cleavage, but not too much, enough to get his eyes looking and wanting to see more. Wear sexy perfume, seductive scents that drive men wild. Floral and fruity scents can do that, but believe it or not the scent of cinnamon buns gets men horny. I even helped her pick out what to wear to work to temp the boss. The first day she wore a quite short for work skirt, it was tight and made her ass look great and a rather low cut blouse.

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I suggested that she bring up the topic of sex, like in movies she had seen, ask him if he ever saw say "9 and 1/2 Weeks", or "Last Tango In Paris", or any other sexy movie, but an older one, so that if he hasn't seen it, she could tell him what it was about, act kind of shocked by what she’d seen and see if he acts turned on. If he said it sounded good, she was to smile and admit that it did excite her to watch it.

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Anytime the boss is around Casey was to do some sexy posing, bend over when he walked by, slide her hand up and down your hip or butt cheek, or between your breasts, but not in an obvious way, like just slow light movements. She would accidentally bump her breasts, or butt into him from time to time. She stood behind him when he was sitting, then she bent over his shoulder and barely touched his shoulder with her breast while she talked to him about whatever was on his desk. She placed her hand close to where his hand was, close enough to give off energy, then as she was leaving, she slightly brushed his hand with hers and press her breast against his shoulder for a quick second.

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The boss took the bait and patted her on the butt, early in the day. Instead of being mad, she gave him a big smile. After lunch he did it again. And again she gave him a big smile. The next day she wore an even lower cut blouse with a push up bra and a pleated skirt with just a garter belt and stocking under it. After finding a reason to bring some papers into his office, she went around to his side of the desk and dropped the papers. Then she bent over, giving him a good look at her shapely butt and making sure that he got a good view of her panty less bottom, and picked them up.

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The next day he was braver, and put his hand under her skirt. Casey said he had quite a surprised look on his face when he discovered she wasn’t wearing any underwear. She let him fondle the cheeks of her ass as much as he wanted to and even told him that she was panty less just for him. He was hooked.

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Later that day the boss asked Casey if she wanted to interview for the position of his personal assistant. She said she would like that very much. He said he would take her to lunch tomorrow and interview her then.

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For the interview, I had Casey wear a garter-belt, stockings, a pinstriped suit and a tight skirt, with a slit on the side. They went to lunch at a restaurant in a hotel. She took his arm on the way in and before they got to the restaurant asked him, “Why don't we just skip the restaurant and get a room for my interview. We can always call room service later?” He was surprised by her bluntness, but immediately went right over and got a room.

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They jumped in the elevator and went straight up to their room. As soon as they got there they began to kiss. She pulled him closer by this tie; unzipping his pants with her other hand took his cock out of his pants and was pleased to see that he was rock hard and about 71/2-inches long and very thick. She played with him for a couple of minutes. And then she took him into her mouth and stared sucking him.

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Afterwards Casey stripped and got on the bed. She fucked and sucked him for the rest of the workday. He fucked her 2-more times then she told him that she had to get home so that her husband wouldn't be suspicious.

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The next day the boss announced that Casey had been promoted to his P.A. Her office was conveniently located right off of his with the only entrance being through his office. It was a big office with a fold out couch. The first day of her new job Casey locked the door and did a little striptease. Taking the hint, her boss pulled her down onto the couch, and started licking her breasts and running his hands all over her naked body. When he started to work his tongue down her firm stomach, she stopped him and said, “No, I want you to fuck me.”

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God, her boss couldn’t believe his ears. The first day in her new position and his new P.A. had just said, “Fuck me!” He couldn’t believe it, but it, but it was the sexiest thing that he’d ever heard. Moving up, he put his cock against the lips of her damp pussy lips. When he moved it sensuously up and down her damp slit, she started moaning and squirming and begging him to put his big cock in her. With a laugh, he kept teasing her with his cock and she kept begging him to put it in. with a smile, he told her to, “Say please.”

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Then with a mighty thrust, he slammed his cock balls deep in her pussy. With a loud gasp, Casey arched her back and let out a little scream. As he covered her mouth with his hand, he pulled his my cock out and started running it up and down her engorged slit again. This time, she was more willing to beg him to fuck her. Even though she said everything he asked her to and more, and he still kept teasing her with his cock until she was squirming and begging and pleading for real.
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Laughing, he stopped teasing her puffy pussy lips and slid just the head of his cock in her pretty pink slit. Moaning, Casey franticly lifted her hips off the couch to meet him. With one hand kneading her beautiful breasts, with the other guiding her hip, he slowly worked more and more of his cock in and out of her. Each time he forced it forward and then eased it back, she whimpered and begged for more. Once he had most of his cock in her, he started slowly pulling his cock almost all the way out and then slowly and sensuously sliding it back in. Mrs. Casey kept trying to fuck him faster but he held her down while he casually worked his cock in and out. As his excitement escalated, he slowly quickened the tempo a little at a time. As he fucked her faster and faster, Casey started to moan louder and louder. When he clamped his hand over her mouth and reminded her that they need to be cautious, she moaned, “But oh god, it feels so damn good, that I can't help myself.”
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Pulling out of her, he slumped down beside her, with his front against her. Covering her mouth again, he eased his cock along the crack of her ass and shoved it as hard as I could into her pussy. She let out this muffled scream, and kept moaning and screaming into his hand as he relentlessly pounded her pussy dog-style. Caught up in the excitement, he was soon fucking her as hard and as fast as he could. Suddenly she started cumming again and again, going off like a machine gun. As he continued to brutally pound her, she convulsed and shook and thrashed and screamed into his palm for what seemed forever. His cock seemed to get harder and harder with each of her movements until he couldn't hold it anymore. His balls exploded, sending a thrill through his body, as he cummed harder than he’d ever cummed in his life. His hips kept twitching and it seemed like he’d never stop cumming. It was the most mind-shattering fuck of his life.

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There was a fire within him that only needed a touch to bring forth his flame. Now that she’s taken the initiative and set the pace at the office, they fuck anytime the boss feels like it and the office is empty. He just tells his secretary to hold all calls and they go at like rabbits. He thinks that I don't know what’s going on, and Casey says that makes him very excited. Since that first day, he’s taken her out of town on business trips with him and buys her all kinds of expensive clothes and jewelry.

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On her first paycheck after her promotion we saw that her salary had doubled. And her salary has kept on going up to, plus she now has stock options and a very generous IRA account.

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brother-in-law----part-1-of-1

My Brother In Law

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Well let me start by saying that I have never done anything like this before in my life. My wife is hot as hell and loves to fuck, but sometimes in my head I would wonder how it would feel to have a man suck my cock? Well one drunken night the wife was at work and her brother Shannon stopped by to say hi. Shannon is 6-foot 1, 205 lbs, reasonably good looking with longish blond hair, blue eyes, broad shoulders and an athletic build. And, he doesn't appear to be either bi or gay. After making him promise not to say anything, we started to talk. I knew he was Bi but we’d never talked about it. Once I got up my nerve, I told him that lately I’d been wondering how a blowjob would feel from a man. After a good laugh, he said, “Oh, is that all?”

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I was embarrassed, and dropped the subject. So over the course of about an hour we had a few beers and never spoke about it again. Standing up, Shannon said that he was going to the bathroom. While he was gone, I headed to the kitchen to get us a couple of more beers. After I grabbed a couple a couple of long necks out of the ‘frig,’ and when I returned to the living room there he was, naked and stroking his cock.

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Needles to say I was speechless. Looking at me, Shannon kind of smiled and asked, “Do you liked what you see?”

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I stuttered, “Yes,” as I stared in awe at what I’ll bet was an 8-inch cock, even soft. It was tanned, nice rope like veins running up and down its length, and with a dark plum shaped head peeking half way out of his foreskin. As I gawked at him, I could feel my cock grow in my pants. And when I heard Shannon chuckle, I knew that he’d noticed it too.

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As I dropped weakly down beside him, Shannon reached over and started to open my zipper. I stopped him and moaned, “What if my wife finds out?”

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“NEVER!” smiled Shannon as he continued to unzip my pants and free my cock. When he pulled it out, it was already as big as I think it ever was, a respectable 7-inches. And Shannon’s cock, now that it was hard, was about 10-inches. In the blink of and eye, Shannon is pulling back my foreskin and licking the pre-cum off the tip of my head.

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I was so self conscious about what I was doing, that when the phone rings, I almost jumped off the couch. Heart pounding about 90 MPH, I managed to answer it, and it was my wife. As soon as I heard her voice, I was like a kid caught with my hand in the cookie jar, and immediately my cock started to get soft. Hearing something in my voice, my wife asked, “Are you OK?”

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“Yea, I’m fine,” I answered, “I just tried to swallow a mouth full of beer and answer the phone, both at the same time. And the beer kind of went down the wrong way.” Feeling so guilty that I was completely deflated.

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Undaunted by the fact that I'm on the phone with his sister, Shannon snuggled against me with her head on my chest. As I tried to talk to my wife, he started rubbing my chest. Then his hand moved down then under my T-shirt so that his fingertips were lightly touching my bare flesh. I sputtered stupidly into the phone; he moved his hand up and started drawing circles around my suddenly hard nipples with his fingertip.

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Looking up at me, he moved his fingers lightly down my chest and lifted my t-shirt so that he could kiss my skin on the way to my nipple. Then he gently gripped my nipple between his lips and started flicking it with his tongue as he unbuckled my belt with his hand. I had no idea what I was saying to my wife, I was too busy concentrating on the way Shannon as he kissed his way down my body as he unbuckled my belt and unbuttoned my jeans.
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When he stuck his tongue into my naval, it was all I could stand. Trying to sound normal so that my wife wouldn’t suspect anything, I told her that her brother, Shannon had stopped by and he said, “Hi.” Well, after about 2-Min's of Shannon’s mouth, I said, “Honey, we’re watching the game and its getting exciting so I got to go.” And then as we hung up, Shannon was pushing my Jeans down in the back to clear my ass cheeks. Lifting my butt off the couch, I pushed the front down so Shannon could work them down my legs and off over my feet.

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Sliding off the couch and down onto his knees, he took my cock in his hand and held it nice and firm. Looking me in the eyes, he gently ran his tongue around the head of my cock. With a cute smile, he used his other hand to cup my balls and softly roll them between his fingers. I gasped for breath, when he moved his lips down along the shaft. Using his tongue, he wet my cock as he kissed and licked his way down to my cum swollen balls. My stomach muscles tightens and I have trouble breathing when he started licking then and drew each one of them into his mouth. Knowing how delicate a pair-of-balls are, he lightly sucked on them as he slowly pumped my cock with his other hand. Slowly and sensuously he withdrew his mouth from my cock, and used his finger to smear my pre-cum on the tip around the head. Once he’s satisfied with the results, he kissed his way back up the now soaked shaft of my cock and took the head between his lips and sucked it while he ran his tongue around the engorged crown.
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Slowly he eased his mouth down my shaft, all the while his tongue slithered wetly around the head then on down the shaft of my rock hard cock. Then as I watch in awe, he pressed down until I could felt his nose nestled in my pubic hair and the head of my cock pressed against the back of his throat. I’d never understood the term ‘deep throat’ until his lips were pressed against my balls and pubic bone as my cock slid even deeper into his throat. Shannon stopped and held me like this for a couple of seconds. And then with his face pressed against my crotch, his breathing very slowly moved him up and down just a small amount. With each breath I can feel his throat gently caressing the head of my cock.

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Pulling back, he caught his breath and then took my cock all the way down his throat again in one smooth motion. And again with my cock buried deep down his throat, and he made tiny up and down motions by swallowing. It was amazing how awesome just tiny motion of swallowing felt on my cock. Shannon would do this until I was excited, and then he backed off and licked around the head, all the while cupping and caressing my now super sensitive balls.
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Shannon moved his body slightly so the bend in my cock matched the curve of his neck. And as he gently played with my balls, in one smooth motion, he slid his mouth down my cock until his lips are touching my balls again. This time he did not wait, in a nice slow motion he moved his mouth back, letting my cock come almost out of his mouth. Catching the base of its head with his lips and gently sucked. After a few flicks of his tongue, he propel his mouth slowly back down steady to my balls. As soon as his lips hit my pubic hair, Shannon pulled back about half way and then plunged back down again. Time after time in a slow smooth motion he took my cock from tip of head to base of shaft over and over. Each time he would drove my cock into his throat, I would felt it pulse and the head swell as the inside of his throat caressed my rock hard shaft. Shannon was so good at sucking cocks that he didn’t seem to gag but a couple of time, and then all he did was pull back a little and keep going. I think that he liked the sensation of my cock gagging him, because every time he gagged and pulled back, he’d giggle. As I reveled in the feel of my cock in his mouth, he pumped his mouth faster and faster up and down my throbbing shaft. Each time his face brushed my pubic hair, I could feel a load churning and building towards an explosion. All the time I was driving my cock into his throat, he was gently cupping and rolling my cum bloated balls around with his hand.
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I felt the first spasm in my balls about the same time that Shannon felt it. As he gently squeezed my enraged balls, he did his little up and down movement with my cock deep in his mouth. Only this time as he pumped up and down I shot a huge load of cum into his mouth and down his throat. He gagged a bit, and my cock slipped out of his mouth. But he quickly got my still pumping cock back into his mouth and kept pressing until my balls stopping squirting.

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Then he pulled back and as he looked me in the eyes, licked around the head and up and down the shaft to capture every drop. I don't know what came over me but it only took me about 7-seconds to get Shannon naked and into my bedroom. I couldn't take it anymore. I shoved him back on my bed and took his huge cock in my hand. Then mesmerized, I ran my hand up and down the length of his thick cock. Then I reached down and cupped his egg-sized balls. Enraptured by the size of his cock, I kept slowly stroking him. As my hand moved slowly up and down, my face got closer and closer as I gazed intently at it. After it brushed my face a couple of times, I put it against my lips and took the head into my mouth and started sucking it. At first it was weird but it soon felt natural. I was in heaven, when he started moaning.

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Backing off, I used my tongue to flick over the head and down the shaft off his huge horse-cock, only to come back up and probe the hole and extract more pre-cum. he was moaning as I gently, at first, started to suck on the huge golf ball sized head. As I worked more of his cock into my mouth, his moans and words of admiration got louder; "oh shit, you’re a natural." Forcing my jaw open, I worked hard getting his cock in my mouth. As I eagerly moved my mouth up and down his sucking hard on the upstroke, I copied Shannon and cupped his balls and massaged the base at a steady pace.

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Just as he was getting ready to cum, Shannon stopped me and asked if I wanted to ‘69’ to finish each other off. Then he asked me how I felt about swallowing his load. With a smile, I said, “Go for it.”

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We experimented with various positions for 69, and then eventually ended with me flat on my back, with Shannon’s knees planted on either side of my face. Making all kinds of noise, we pleasured each with our mouths and tongues. His strong fingers carefully bent my super stiff cock into position, and then his mouth slipped over the aching warmth of my cock. His mouth was doing wonderful things to my cock as he gently caressed my balls. His lips were tight around my shaft, as his mouth gradually moved up and down its length, a teasing movement that sent shock waves of excitement rippling through every part of my body. Soon his head was rapidly bobbing up and down between my legs.

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I cummed first and I had never felt anything like that before in my life. It was such an explosion of cum. Suddenly Shannon reached around me and slapped my bare ass. I gasped in shock, and then said; “Yes, do it again.” He said, “You’re being a very bad boy and slapped my ass again. I jerked and cried out and to my surprise cummed a second time.

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I was on bottom with Shannon’s cock all the way in my mouth, giving him the best blowjob I could manage while my cock was in his mouth. I was trying to give him the same treatment he was giving me. I felt another orgasm coming on and started pumping his cock furiously with my hand. Helplessly, I started to let out these low-pitched moans, and grunts as Shannon was moving his hips violently fucking my mouth. I licked him up and down and then took him back in my mouth. As he mouth fucked me, I felt his cum rising. I held my head still as he thrust into my mouth. When he exploded into my mouth, I swallowed it all and kept sucking until his cock was limp in her mouth.

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After we broke apart, I was still so horney that I grabbed the phone and called the wife. Then I gave him the phone and said, “Have fun.” As he sat up on the side of the bed and took the phone, I was immediately on my knees with his cock in my mouth. When I felt the head of his cock against the back of my throat, I started moving my mouth up and down his shaft, as I played with his balls. The aroma of testosterone is filling the room, as I worked his cock. Shannon had been talking to my wife for about 5-minutes when I heard him say that I was in the basement. When he sees me looking up at him, he just smiles. I am so turned on that I guess I was making noise while I was sucking his cock because then he said, “Oh, that's the TV.” As I was sucking his cock, he suddenly tensed and announced that he was about to cum. I pulled back until the head of his cock was on my tongue. Then with a roar, he arched his back and started spurting his hot steamy cum in my mouth. Once he started, Shannon just kept shooting wave after wave of his steamy cum into my mouth. I couldn’t keep up with the amount of cum he was feeding into my mouth. I soon had cum smeared all over my lips and running down my chin. Undaunted, I continued trying to suck his balls dry. As I did my best to swallow every drop, I marveled at how good he tasted.

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When I rose shakily to my feet, I looked down and was shocked to see that I was hard again, so I called out, “Hey Shannon, are you talking to my girl?”

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He answered, “Yes,” the as he handed me the phone, he said, “Here, you talk to her.” As I took the phone, he lunged greedily at my cock, covering the head with his lips. Then he sensually slid my hard cock in to his hot wet mouth. Knowing how hard it would make talking on the phone, he slowly slid my cock in and out of his mouth, licking and sucking as he went. Taking the whole shaft deep with in his mouth, he played with my balls. I moaned with pleasure as his tongue slid down and flicked across my taint. I almost screamed of delight when his tongue began to rhythmic dance on my balls.

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Doing a dance as old as time its self, he took my cock back in his mouth, and started sucking. Shannon started moving his mouth faster and faster, as he sensed my orgasm building within my balls. Caught up in the excitement, I bucked my hips against his face. Because I was talking to my wife on the phone, is all that kept me from screaming out in my need the orgasms. I writhed around in pleasure as his hot tongue drives me crazy. Shannon delighted in the taste and smell as he swallowed my cock deep into his throat. My wife said that she had to go but when I asked his to hang on a minute or two, she said OK. I begged for release and finally as my orgasm peaked, and I cummed in Shannon’s mouth. Even though I cummed again and again, my wife never knew. I hung the phone up and we just lay there for a little while, not saying a word.

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Since then Shannon and I’ve had a lot of fun together and the wife has no clue. I even when I sucked him off in the basement and then went upstairs with his cum in my mouth and kissed her and she still never knew. Shannon and I’ve been sucking each other off for about a couple of months and several times I fucked her right after. Life is good; I’ve got the best of both worlds.

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The end…

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