HILLBILLY DAYVORCE

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
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The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said,'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
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The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
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The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
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The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I gota John Deere.
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The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmersaid,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
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The lawyersaid, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
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By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..
Thelawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
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The farmer said, 'No, she's a littlewhite gal, but our last child was a
nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'