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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
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Showing posts with label mexican humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mexican humor. Show all posts
Monday, October 13, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
joke of the day.
A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says 'I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go' ...
the plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom 'I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start
releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter 'A!!!'
...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?...
No one answers. 'B!!!' BLACK PEOPLE.
ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? Again, silence.
'C!!!' COLORED PEOPLE. ANY
COLORED PEOPLE?!?... Silence.
A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, aren't we African American? Aren't we black? Aren't we colored?' The mother turns to her son and says 'yes son, but today we NIGGAS!!!... Mexicans go first.
The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs......!!! The Mexican kid laughs back and says, 'Today I'm a
WETBACK...'
unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go' ...
the plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom 'I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start
releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter 'A!!!'
...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?...
No one answers. 'B!!!' BLACK PEOPLE.
ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? Again, silence.
'C!!!' COLORED PEOPLE. ANY
COLORED PEOPLE?!?... Silence.
A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, aren't we African American? Aren't we black? Aren't we colored?' The mother turns to her son and says 'yes son, but today we NIGGAS!!!... Mexicans go first.
The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs......!!! The Mexican kid laughs back and says, 'Today I'm a
WETBACK...'
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