A Good Clean Joke

The man who knew everyone
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Charles-Smythe was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
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Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Charles, how about Tom Cruise?"
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"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Charles and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Charles ! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
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Although impressed, Charles's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Charles that he thinks that Charles's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
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"No, no, just name anyone else," Charles says.
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"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
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"Yes," Charles says, "Of course I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
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And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Charles on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Charles, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
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Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Charles, who again implores him to name anyone else.
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"The Pope," his boss replies.
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"Sure!" says Charles.
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"I've known since he was a parish priest."
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So off they fly to Rome. Charles and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Charles says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
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And Charles disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Charles emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Charles returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
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Working his way to his boss' side, Charles asks him, "What happened?"
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His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Charles?"