Monday, October 27, 2008

The Bronze Rat

The Bronze Rat

A man walked into a curio shop in Dallas, Texas. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it.
He took it to the owner and asked, "How much is the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollar restocking charge if you bring it back" said the owner.
The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat, and I won't be bringing it back."
As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and they began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing. He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and
saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Harbor as he could.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and they all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back!"
"Actually, no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

helping the homeless

I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her folks still aren't talking to me.

judy gets her pussy ate----part-1-of-1

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Judy Gets Her Pussy Ate

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I just had the most fantastic sex of my life and I just have to tell someone. My name is Judy, I am 31-years old and have what my husband of 14-years call is a ‘killer body. I swim a lot to try to keep myself in great condition. I am proud of my beautiful 5-foot 6, 125 lbs body, and my auburn hair, green eyes, olive skin and my ass that, as my husband says, could not be more perfect. I suppose that some people would call me conceited, but I love everything about myself; the way I smell, my smile, and even my laugh. Ever since I hit puberty, men haven’t been able to help them selves; I captivate them. When I see men check me out in public it excites me. I’m very conservative in public so its not revealing clothing that draws their attention. They have no way of knowing that I’m actually a very sexy lady and in private a sexual animal, but they stare anyway.

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We have a very nice sex life thanks to my husband’s imagination. He always wants me to do something different. For instances, ever since we got married, he’s been teasing me about how much he looks forward to seeing me fuck another man. In reality I am usually too much of a spoilsport to actually do it, but in my fantasy I love everything he suggests. I was a virgin when we got married, so this scenario has always generated some great sex for us. Even though I won’t admit it, I’m hoping that some day I can actually play it out.

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My Husband, James called at about 11:00 on a Saturday morning from the golf course. The power in his friend Randy's house was out and might not be back on for hours. Their poker group was going to be there later, but with no power that just wasn’t going to work. He asked me to let him have the game at our house. Since her husband Paul was going to be at the game anyway, he even offered to send my friend Jennifer and me out to dinner, drinks, and a movie. Jennifer had been my friend for almost 5-years. What James doesn’t know is that after dinner, Jennifer and I went to an adult movie theater. While we were at the movie Jennifer put her hand under my dress and expressed curiosity about being with a girl.

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What Jennifer doesn’t know is that after she picked up her husband, Paul, and left the other night, things turned into an orgy. I started off Belly Dancing and ended up fucking and sucking everyone there. Now with her hand up my dress, I can’t wait to tell her about it.

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A few weeks later, Jennifer found out that my husband’s brother was coming to stay over the weekend. She immediately called me up and suggested that since her husband was going to be out of town on business that she and I spend a long weekend at her family’s doublewide trailer on Cedar Creek Lake.

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On the drive to the lake, Jennifer wore a pair of loose fitting shorts that while she was driving rode up her thighs and exposed the most beautiful pair of legs I’ve ever seen. As we chatted, I just couldn’t seem to take my eyes off them. I couldn’t help myself; I stared at her long shapely legs all the way there.

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Once we got to the lake and unpacked, we headed into Seven Points to eat an early lunch. There were 2 or 3-different restaurants located at the major intersection. Jennifer chose a seedy looking seafood restaurant. I had fried clams and was pleasantly surprised at how good the food and the service turned out to be. The rest of the day was zany, at least for me anyway. After lunch we dropped into Big Daddy’s Flea Market for a little while. I even managed to pickup a couple of minor pieces of McCoy pottery. After prowling both of the flea markets in Seven Points we ended up having dinner in the Yellow Rose. I can’t remember what they called it but I had a huge baked potato stuffed with sour cream, bacon bits, chives, butter, and who knows what. Again for such a little town both the food and the service were first rate.

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When we left the restaurant around 7 pm, Jennifer suggested that we head straight home and jump in the hot tub. I couldn’t wait. Once back at the cabin I got into my bathing suits and headed for the living room. When I opened the patio door and stepped out onto the deck, my heart caught in my throat. Jennifer was standing there looking beautiful in her two-piece suit. Then she turned and with an angelic smile said, “Let’s just get in nude,” Then without waiting for an answer, started taking hers off. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, such a fantastic a body… firm, round boobs, great ass and long shapely legs that seemed to go on forever. She looked beautiful with her hair up.

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I quickly followed her lead, stripping off my suit and shyly got into the hot tub with her. This was a huge 10-person hot tub. The house was on a huge wooded lot and couldn’t be seen from off the property, so we had complete privacy.

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When I got in Jennifer said, “Damn, girlfriend, you look good”

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As I self-consciously lowered myself into the warm water, I thought about how crazy this was. I’d done gangbangs with 6 or 8-guys. I thought nothing of prancing naked in front of strange men. Yet here I was shy in front of my best girlfriend. In answer to Jennifer’s statement, I said, “Not as good as you sweetie.” Then we traded a few inane compliments. I was too shy to initiate it, but I wanted her to touch me so bad, I thought my heart was going to explode. I wanted to just hold her firm breasts and run my hands all over that great ass and up and down her pair of incredible legs.

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Once we’d both settled down into the water, to break the ice, I told Jennifer about the orgy. As I expected, it made her hot. As the story progressed Jennifer said that she wanted to find the most powerful jet and stake it out as her own. I agreed, so we both quickly found good ones and we started having a ball letting them spray between our legs. I fought it for a few minutes, but by the time my story was over, the force of the jet was causing me to float away. Jennifer offered to help. Moving up behind me, she wrapped her arms around my waist. Her breasts pressed against my back felt so good, as I opened my legs and she moved me closer to the jet. As she held me in front of my wonderful jet and the warm water crashed sensuously between my legs, I moaned and groaned as I panted, “Oh my god…this is going to do it for me.”

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Her firm breasts pressed against my back and her arms around my waist, Jennifer whispered encouragement in my ear. She said, “Don’t fight it baby. Let it work you up.” As the water cascaded over my pussy and caressed my clit, I could feel an orgasm coming, “I think this is going to get me off,” I stammered. As the tension mounted, I laid my head back against Jennifer’s shoulder and moaned. As the powerful blast of warm water sprayed between my legs and caressed my naked pussy I wiggled my butt around. As soon as I moved the water hit my clit and I went off into a giant orgasm. It shot from my pussy walls, right into my ass, and then straight up my spine. I tensed, then screamed, and then went limp. If Jennifer hadn’t have been holding me I might have drowned.

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My head was pressed against her chest, so Jennifer turned her face and kissed my cheek. Then she kissed me on the lips, my first real kiss from a woman. Helpless, I closed my eyes as her fingers skimmed, lightly tracing the curves of my breast. As if they were a delicate flower, she swept her fingertips lightly over my nipples. Elegantly erotic, Jennifer’s fragile caresses had the blood rushing through my veins, heating my skin, sensitizing it until I thought I might die from sheer pleasure. My head fell back and a shuddering moan escaped my lips. As the water bubbled up around us, we wrapped our legs around each other and continued to kiss, tongue to tongue. Her hands were all over me, cupping my breast with one hand while the thumbs and finger of the other pinched my erect nipples. At the same time, I ran my hands down her back and grabbed her butt cheeks.
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After a few more minutes Jennifer said, “Lets get out of here and go inside where it’s more comfortable.”

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“Of course,” I agreed. After carefully drying me off, Jennifer took my hand and led me through the kitchen and down the hall to the spare bedroom. It was dark in the room, and the only light was the full moon shining through the window. With a contented sigh, Jennifer went over to the window and looked out. I moved up behind her, and stood with my arms around her waist, waiting.

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Jennifer turned towards me and looked into my eyes with a deep passion. The kiss that followed was one of a deep longing, and satisfaction. I thought of the kiss at the adult theater as Jennifer locked me up in a passionate embrace. Our hands were roaming all over each other’s bodies, when all at once, her moist lips parted and her supple tongue darted into my mouth, sucking on my tongue like I was her husband. She had the longest, most supple tongue. Jennifer could take it and touch the top of her nose. I couldn’t believe how hot she was. I was getting so wet. My lips were moist and ready to receive hers. When she pulled me closer, the warmth of her body felt good against mine. “I know what you need sweetie?” purred Jennifer.

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All I said was, “Yes.”

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With a look of expectation, Jennifer laid me down in the middle of the king size bed and wrapped her arms around me in a protective manner. With a giggle, she kissed my neck and tickled my ear with her tongue. I was all hers, and it seemed so right. Moaning with pleasure, I let my head roll back so that Jennifer would have better access to my neck. Her kisses trailed from my lips around to my earlobe giving me a slight shiver.
As Jennifer kissed me, her hands roamed all over my upper body, grasping my breasts and making my nipples hard. I was already soaking wet when her hand started down my body. but knowing where her hand was going made me even hotter…and if possible, even wetter. When her hand slid across my bare shaved pussy, her fingers started rubbing my swollen clit and then slip between my soft lips so she could tease my inner lips.

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My hesitancy let her know that there would be a definite response, and I could tell she couldn’t wait to find out what it would be. She looked down at me, questioning, but knowing. I responded with a kiss... one that led from her lips, down her neck, and ended on her shoulder. They were wet kisses and my breath felt cool in comparison to her warmth. It was her turn to shiver.

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The light seemed to be fading as the moon traveled in its circle, but our eyes had adjusted to the dimness. I could see Jennifer’s expression, and it was good, it was caring, it was full of love. I looked at her and thought to myself, "yes, this is right, this is good". Hoping my expression reflected my feeling to her, I smothered her with kisses to reinforce that fact. Her reply was quite similar, and I, in turn, received warm kisses from her in return. As she kissed me, her hands roamed all over my upper body, cupping my breasts and making my nipples hard. I was already soaking wet when her hand started down my body, but knowing where her hand was going made me even hotter…and if possible, even wetter. When her hand slid across my bare shaved pussy, her fingers started rubbing my swollen clit and then slipped between my soft lips so she could tease my inner lips.

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My mind was in such a whirl that I let my hands wander wherever they wanted to go. As if with a mind of their own, they slid down Jennifer’s sides and rested on the soft velvety flesh of her hips. Sliding them on down, I caressed her firm butt, before pulling her closer to me. I could feel the pressure building so I pulled her even closer. I let my legs intertwine with hers, providing the ultimate in closeness, at least for now, that is.

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I let my hands glide from Jennifer’s butt to her inner thighs. She lay still for a moment, and then responded with another shower of kisses that this time extended from my lips to my ears and then down to my breasts. Now it was my turn to lie still for a moment while Jennifer let her hands wander where they wanted. She gently took my breasts and caressed them with the lightest touch I’d ever felt. It was like being caressed by a gentle breeze. When Jennifer kissed my breast with her moist lips, her breath made my nipples even harder. She buried her face against my chest and then looked up into my eyes to see how I liked it.

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With a giggle, Jennifer let her lips wander down my tummy, while her hands traveled to other regions. I could feel her as she pressed herself against me.

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Jennifer wanted to take charge, so I slid back up and allowed her to roll on top of me and take control. Jennifer wanted me and wanted me to know it, but she wanted to make sure that I wanted her too. As I watched in anticipation, Jennifer slid down my body and let her breasts brush against me, just a light touch, not actual pressure. Her hair was now draped down, ever so lightly brushing the sensitive skin between my naval and my crotch. I could feel her hands on my waist before they drifted off and started doing what they’d been longing to do. Suddenly her lips came alive as she kissed me everywhere. As I arched my back to bring myself tighter against her lips, I smiled so that Jennifer knew how good it was for me.

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Ignoring my helpless struggles, Jennifer moved back up and let her lips trail a line of desire over the tops of my breasts and then into the valley between them. I watched in awe as my nipples hardened when her demanding mouth closed around one and started sucking it. I moaned unwillingly, as her sucking sent sensations directly to my core. With a grunt, I started grinding my hips against Jennifer’s hand. Her long supple tongue flicked across my sensitive nipples, rolling the tips in her mouth. I was so wet with desire that it was beginning to run down my leg. Jennifer seemed to instinctively know what my body needed. Her hand moved boldly up to my head and tangled in my hair. Pulling my mouth up to hers, she kissed me passionately as she sucked on my lower lip. Her continued kisses sending all thoughts of resistance out of my head.

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With a laugh, Jennifer moved her body sensuously down my body, pressing her firm breasts against mine. And then she moved further down, dragging her fantastic breasts across my pussy.

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As I wrapped my fingers in her hair and pulled her face toward my crotch, she kept telling me, “You’re beautiful.” Then as she gently kissed the lips of my delicate flower, I purred, “all over.”

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“Oh, god, Judy,” moaned Jennifer, “ You’re so wet, I want you.”

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“You have me, baby,” I cooed, as Jennifer moved back up and took me in her arms. This time when she tenderly placing her lips against mine I wasn’t shocked like before. Instead, I returned the kiss with a passion I seldom felt. The next moment we were in a close embraced, kissing again. As we kissed, Jennifer pressed her clit against my clit, and started to lightly grinding her engorged clit against mine. After a few more minutes, she slid down across my stomach and kissed her way down to my pussy. When she took her thumbs and gently parted my delicate lips and licked my clit, I could feel my wetness start to seep out of me. This drove Jennifer so crazy that she assaulted my clit with her lips and teeth. She licked up and down my slit, and then sucked on my clit and my pussy lips. She slid her hands under my ass and held me like that, tight against her mouth.

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My pussy exploded in a massive orgasm and climax. First the orgasm rattled my pussy lips, and then shot down though my pussy into my ass cheeks. I screamed and my toes dug into the mattress. My body stiffened as it shot straight up my back into my neck, taking my breath. Then shooting 3-4 streams of cum against Jennifer’s face, I squirted hard, but she didn’t stop licking until I’d had another orgasm.

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Jennifer rose up, smiled sweetly, and asked, “Did you like that?” Without waiting for an answer, Jennifer slid back up to my face, kissed me and rolled her tongue around in my mouth, letting me taste my own pussy.

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Jennifer left me so breathless that I could barely talk. ”Oh god, yes! That was great,” I murmured as I caught my breath. I could tell that Jennifer could hear my hard breathing and that it was exciting her. As she heard me moaning softly, Jennifer become uncontrolled and uninhibited.

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Then even though I had no idea what I was doing, I was anxious to return the favor. Excitedly I moved between Jennifer’s legs and lowered my face to her pussy. Hoping that I was doing it right, I nervously parted her pretty pink lips and slipped my tongue in. I swear Jennifer was so hot that my tongue was nearly scorched the second it entered her pussy. Remembering how fantastic it felt when she did it to me, I swept my tongue past her swollen clit, and then boldly moved it up and down her damp slit. I was thrilled at how responsive Jennifer was, as she cried out in joy. I’d never licked a pussy before and I loved it. Jennifer was so aroused that she was almost ready to cum.

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She shivered uncontrollably during the final barrage of frantic licks rushed her towards her orgasm. Her hips were no longer grinding from side to side, but were bucking upwards, shoving her pussy against my face. When she finally went off, Jennifer squeezed her thighs around my head, but I was so mesmerized by licking her, that I hardly noticed. Seconds later, Jennifer tensed and shoved her pussy tighter against my face. Her whole body shuddered in release as my tongue coaxed a long glorious orgasm out of her. Jennifer’s climax came quickly, lasting for almost two minutes.

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Needless to say, the rest of the weekend was great. We became lovers for the next 3-years. Jennifer would come over with her husband Paul, and while he and my husband James and the rest of the boys were watching football, playing poker, or whatever, we would go upstairs and go at it.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

other blogs

sorry harold, this is the only Blog of this type that I know about. If you find another, let me know and I'll post the information for the other readers...

judy my slutty wife----part-1-of-1

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My Slutty-wife

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I’m married to Judy, a very beautiful woman. She’s 5-foot 6, 125 lbs; auburn hair, green eyes, olive skin and her ass could not be more perfect. I love everything about her, the way she smells, her smile, her laugh. Even when she is mad at me I find her exciting. Men can’t help themselves; she captivates them. When I see men check her out in public it excites me. I often try to coax her into showing off more of that beauty by wearing more revealing clothing. She is very conservative in public so this has been an up hill battle. She is actually a very sexy lady and in private a sexual animal. Ever since we got married, I’ve been teasing her about how much I look forward to seeing her fuck another man. She was a virgin when we got married, so this scenario has always generated some great sex for us. Even though she won’t admit it, I think it is something she is hoping some day will actually be played out.

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Up until this summer I hadn’t gotten much cooperation in my desire for her to exhibit her charms. Then I talked her into going to a porno theater. When we got to the theatre, we found seats in the middle of a row and started kissing. In no time I unbuttoned her blouse and started fondling her breasts. Then I pulled her skirt up over her waist and started fingering her pussy. As expected, a large group of guys gathered around to watch as she started having very noisy multiple climaxes. The guys closest to us were boldly reaching for her breasts and playing with her erect nipples. When my fingers weren't enough, Judy started masturbating while looking at the guys sitting around with their hard cocks out in plain view. The sight of so many hard cocks made her cum even that much harder. Since this was the first time Judy had ever done anything like this in public, and we wasn't sure how far she could go, I told her to take her time, that if things went alright she could do more the next time we came here.

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The next week, when we came back to the theatre, Judy wore a short dress that showed most of her breasts and handily unzipped completely down the front. Naturally this time she wasn’t wearing panties. As soon as we sat down she unzipped the dress and folded it to the sides. The sight of her exposed breasts and pussy brought almost every straight guy in the theatre over to our location. With everyone turned in their seats watching, Judy started playing with her pussy. But after a couple of orgasms, she boldly reached over and grabbed the cock of the guy sitting beside her. He was so excited that as soon as her fingers wrapped around his cock, he spewed cum all over her hand. Embarrassed, he quickly got up and moved away and another man moved into his seat, with almost the same results. As she stroked cock after cock, I continued to suck her nipples and play with her pussy to keep her cumming. I couldn't help but notice the every time a guy would cover her hand with his cum she would lick her hand clean before reaching for the next cock.

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When we left, Judy raved about how turned on she was by all the attention. We also talked about how much she loved the taste of cum as well as the feeling of a hard cock in her mouth. She speculated about how much more she would have enjoyed herself if she could have actually sucked their cocks instead of just jacking them off. During the next week we talked a lot about her sucking and fucking other men. She readily admitted that sucking cocks gave her a lot of pleasure and the thought of showing off her breasts, ass and cute little pussy to strangers was a real turn-on too. It turned me on just thinking about watching guys stick their cocks in her pretty little mouth and shoot cum down her throat, but so far it had always been friend’s cocks and cum, not stranger’s cocks in a sleazy porno theater.

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For the next week we were fucking at least twice a day and Judy was still always horny.

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By the time the weekend rolled around again, we’d decided that she could suck cocks and if she felt comfortable at a later time, fucking guys would be ok too.

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The next time we went things were really hopping. There were so many guys there that Judy was able to suck more than twenty cocks and swallowed most of the cum. We were both happy, she because she enjoyed the taste of all that cum and me because I got a hard on watching her take all that cock in her mouth. Sometimes she would be sucking one cock and the next guy in line wouldn't be able to wait so he'd masturbate and shoot off all over her face and breasts. Naturally it would ooze down her face and drip onto her body. She never bothered to wipe it off, so it was visible to people after we left the theatre and stopped to eat. It was amazing the interest the men and yes women too showed in her.

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The theatre that we were going to was a bit too restrictive to do much more than sucking cock without attracting undue attention from the management so we started going to a theatre across town where there were no rules. We didn’t realize at the time, but changing theaters was about to make some dramatic changes in our relationship.

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Before we started going to the new adult theatre across town, Judy and I discussed the limits we would be comfortable with regarding her having sex with other men. We both agreed that, as long as we were both completely honest with each other, there would be no limits. This turned out to be important during our visits to this particular theatre.

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The first time we went to the new theater, I dropped Judy off at the entrance so she could go on inside while I found a place to park our van. She was wearing a micro-mini skirt that didn't completely cover her ass or pussy and a see-through tube top that barely covered her nipples. Since women got in free, I told her to go on into the theatre and start having fun so I could walk in to see her in action.

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When we finally had time to talk, she told me that when she first walked in the front door the manager told her that she looked good enough to fuck, so she asked him if he was interested. When he said yes, they took a quick trip to his office. As soon as his cock was out of his pants, Judy was down on her knees to suck it. She’d only been sucking a few moments before he pulled out of her mouth and shot his cum all over her face. She didn't even bother to clean it off her face when she got up to go on into the theatre because she knew there would be much more cum splattered all over her body before the night was over.

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When I walked into the dark theatre it took a couple of minutes for my eyes to adjust enough for me to be able to see very much. As I moved down the aisle, I saw a fairly large group of men down towards the front of the theatre. As I moved in that direction, I could hear a woman's voice over the sounds from the movie moaning repeatedly, "Yes, yes, fuck me!" As I got closer I could see Judy bent over the back of a seat while a man excitedly pumped his cock in and out of her pussy. I could tell by her noises that she was already having multiple orgasms. Before I could get any closer, the guy fucking my wife was unloading his load inside her pussy. As soon as he pulled out, another guy quickly took his place. As the second guy shoved his cock in her pussy, another man moved around in front of her and put his cock against her lips so she could suck it for him. As she happily took one cock in her pussy, and sucked another, the guys made two lines. One line was to fuck her mouth, and the other was to fuck her pussy. Her being bent at the waist over the back of the seat gave them ready access to both ends at the same time. As things progressed, several guys moved from one line to the other and emptied their balls into both her holes. When I got in line to take my turn at her pussy, I was number seven or eight, depending on how many guys she’d fucked before I got there. She was too busy sucking cocks to even notice when one cock would finish squirting in her pussy and another would take its' place. I got to fuck her and squirt my cum into her cunt like all the other guys without her even knowing it was me.

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When she got tired of bending over, Judy sat down. Then she would suck a guy off and let him shoot his cum all over her face. When he’d finish squirting, she’d lick him clean.

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Later Judy moved to a bench built into the wall in the foyer where she could lie down. Guys immediately started lining up to fuck her slimy, cum filled, pussy. She soon had cum dripping off of her face and breasts and out of her pussy to puddle on the seat.

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After every guy in the theatre that wanted some had used her and given her as much cum as she could get, we went out to our van. As soon as we got in, I immediately told Judy to get in the back and to lie down on the floor because I was going to fuck her again. Spreading her legs so I could see all the several dozen guys' cum oozing out of her pussy, she started masturbating. Taking out my cock, I had her suck it for a few minutes before I slid it into her well-fucked pussy. I just held it there for a couple of seconds just savoring the sensations that only a cum filled pussy can give.

While we were fucking and talking about all the men who had used her holes for their pleasure, two guys pulled up beside us and noticed the van rocking. Looking in the windows they watched for a while before we realized that we were being watched. Since she didn't like for guys to be horny without getting some relief, Judy asked if it would be OK to fuck them. I said sure, so Judy quickly opened the side door of the van and invited them to join us.

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First she sucked one of the guy’s cocks to get him hard and then got down on her hands and knees so he could fuck her dog-style. Once he was comfortable inside her pussy, the other guy looked about ready to squirt so she started sucking his cock. Fortunately, the first guy didn't last long so as soon as he cummed, Judy flipped around and lay on her back. Then while the second guy took his turn in her pussy, she licked the juices off the first guy’s cock.

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Eagerly I held one of Judy’s legs apart so I could see better as this guy’s enormous cock pumped in and out of her pussy. He was so aroused that he was only able to take a few strokes before shooting an enormous load inside her pussy. This guy cummed so much that cum actually squirted out of Judy’s pussy while his ten-inch cock was still buried deep inside her. He even pulled out long enough to shoot one huge string of cum all the way from her pussy to her face before slipping it back inside to finish cumming.

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As soon as Judy finished licking their cocks clean and we sent them on their way, I slammed my rock hard cock back into her pussy. It was so full of cum there was a puddle under her ass. I was so hot and horney that I only fucked her for just a few minutes before adding another huge load to mix with all the other cum that had been placed in there earlier. I pulled out after the first few jets of cum and moved up to her mouth to finish cumming on her face. While she licked as much of it as she could get.

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Since then we’ve spent many weekend evenings at this particular theatre doing the same basic things until it was finally closed down. Judy had quickly become the manager’s favorite, so she often stopped by his office to give him a quick blowjob before going on in and getting started. A few times when he was patrolling the aisles, he’d stop by Judy’s seat for a quick blowjob. After they closed, it meant that we find other outlets for our sex escapades, and of course, we did.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

judy at the adult book store----part-1 thur 2-of-2

Judy at the Adult Theater

Part-1-of-2

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We live in Grand Prairie, a suburb of Dallas. Recently someone told us about a nice adult theater about 30-miles from us on John Carpenter freeway. We went to this place once just to kind of check it out on a weeknight. The place was unusually clean and did not smell like stale cum. Downstairs was the usual dildo and porn shop plus off to the right of the lobby was a gay movie theater. Up stairs there was a nice theater with normal seats and a lounge area with a couple of couches right out side the theater. Lining the hallway leading to the theater was the private viewing rooms. We must have picked a bad night because most of the people were fairly undesirable and I just ended up getting a blowjob from my wife. A blowjob from my wife, Judy is no small thing. Judy is
a very beautiful woman. She’s 5-foot 6, 125 lbs, auburn hair, green eyes, olive skin and her ass that could not be more perfect. I love everything about her, the way she smells, her smile, her laugh, even when she is mad at me I find her exciting. Men can’t help them selves; she captivates them. When I see men check her out in public it excites me. I often try to coax her into showing off more of that beauty by wearing more revealing clothing. She is very conservative in public so this has been an up hill battle. She is actually a very sexy lady and in private a sexual animal. Ever since we got married, I’ve been teasing her about how much I was looking forward to seeing her fuck another man. She was a virgin when we got married, so this scenario has always generated some great sex for us. Even though she won’t admit it, I think it was something she was hoping some day would actually played out.

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After the first time of going there, Judy has not been too interested in going back but she knows I love those kinds of places and I love reading stories about couple’s experiences in them.
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I have often told her that there might be some higher quality of studs there if we went on a Friday or Saturday night. So, eventually one Saturday night, Judy agreed to give it another try.
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Even though it was very cold out she wore a sparkly zip up jacket shirt, a short skirt, and shoes. She never wears a bra because she doesn’t need one and rarely panties. She did put on a big overcoat to brave the cold weather. She looked extremely hot and she knew it. As we were leaving I adjust the zipper on her blouse to a dangerously low level and she gives me a look and I say, “Whom are you going to see that you know there?”

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She says, “You’re right, what the hell!” as she unzips it more to where here breasts are almost all the way out. When Judy fired up a joint in the car, I know that we’re going to have fun if there were anyone good there.
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We arrive, get tickets and go in. When Judy took off her coat, heads turned. Judy then turns to me and gives me a big wet kiss and says, ” This is for you dear.”

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I tell her, “I know!” as I slid my tongue down her throat. There are a lot more people there but still a lot of sleazy looking little old perverted men. When we enter the theater, we stood at the back for a few minutes so our eyes can adjust to them dim light and to check out the crowd. After spotting several possibilities there, we smile at each other and walk down the isle and sat down near one.
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The heads are really turning as we find our place to get comfortable. Judy jacks her skirt up as she sits. There is a beautiful woman on screen taking on three guys with monster cocks and she is making all the usual sounds. After a while I lean over and start playing with Judy’s breasts. Unzipping her top, she pushes it away from her breasts so that they are completely exposed to the world. I immediately play with both of the “girls” nipples and get them nice and hard.
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This really starts the heads turning and cocks are out everywhere. Most were out before we came in. We’re just noticing them though, as our eyes adjust to the darkness. I am just sitting back watching the movie and playing with the girls and starting to get horny. And then as all the perverts watched, I lean over and start sucking a nipple and kiss my way up her neck to her ear. I whisper, “You look beautiful sitting here with your breasts out. What do you think?”

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She whispers back to me, “You were right there is a much better crowd. Look at the guy to my left.”
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I look as I embrace her and there is a nice guy stroking what looks like a very nice cock. Judy then leans over and pulls out my already hard cock and starts giving me a loud sloppy blowjob. As she leans over with her face in my lap, I start stroking her back and neck but her blouse is in the way. So my slut wife boldly stands up and takes it all the way off. Facing the back of the theater to give every one a good show as she stretches lays it over the back of the seat. When she finally sat back down, I say, “Was that fun?”

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She just smiles and says, “I just wanted to see who was here and put on a little show for the boys in the back!”

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I laugh and said, “Ten guys back there just blew their load because of you.”

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She laughed and said, “I like it when that happens!” She then leaned back down to my lap and went back to sucking my excited cock and going down on me deeper than she ever has before.
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While Judy’s face was in my lap sucking my cock, I made eye contact with the guy to our left and motion him over. He moved over beside her and started stroking his huge cock with one hand while he massaged Judy’s back with the other. Feeling a strange hand on her back, Judy sat up and said, “Hello, who are you?”

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With a shit-eating grin on his face, he says, “I’m John,” as he boldly started playing with Judy’s breast. In return she immediately started stroking his purple-headed monster. In a couple of minutes, john leaned over and said to the both of us, “These are the most perfect breasts I have ever seen. She looks like something straight out of the pages of Playboy”

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I say, “They love to be sucked too.” And then we both leaned down and started sucking on her nipples. Judy’s eyes quickly rolled back in her head with that look of extreme pleasure. This goes one for a while, the two of us sucking her nipples while she is gently stroking our cocks.
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When John started working his way up to her neck, Judy turned her face for a lips-on-lips kiss. It lasted only a couple of seconds, but it was long enough and wet enough for John to know that my hot little wife wanted to get laid. Judy loves a good kisser and I can tell she liked John by the way she was squirming in her seat. Moving my hand down to her pussy, I spread her legs wider open. She gets a Brazilian wax every two weeks so her bare little pussy looked fantastic. It is very wet and needed to get out into the air, though. Caught up in the excitement, John ran his hand down Judy breasts, over her flat belly and slipped his finger deep into her pussy. Judy was so hot that as soon as his finger parts her soft lips she cummed loud enough to cause everyone in the place to turn around and look.
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Unable to resist any longer, Judy leaned over and took John’s cock into her mouth and deep into her throat. When his cock bumped the back of her throat he moaned almost as loudly as Judy had. She was so caught up in the moment that I’m not even sure that she remembered that she had a husband. If she did remember, she was concentrating so hard on the cock going down her throat that she doesn’t care. With a groan, John looked over at me and said, “I have never had a blowjob like this in my life.”

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Proudly I tell him, “I agree and you should count yourself lucky because you’re the only guy besides me that she’s ever given a blowjobs too, (Whether this is true or not doesn’t matter. But thinking its true makes it more exciting for John) also, she loves to swallow.” I thought his eyes were going to pop out of his head after he heard that. As I watch, he got a painful look on his face as he tilted his head back as he let go of his load. With an excited squeal, Judy started swallowing and doesn’t stop until she’s swallowed every drop and then licked him clean.

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Coming up for air, she asked, “How did you like that?” Then without waiting for an answer, as she leans over and ran her tongue down john’s throat so he could get a taste of his own cum.

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“I am speechless…that was the best blow job that I have ever had, and that’s the honest truth. I’ve never cum so fast or so hard in my life.” Then with a laugh, John asked, “You think you could come over to my house and teach my wife how to do that?”

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“Your wife would divorce you if she even suspected that you were here,” Judy laughed.

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“You know my wife?” he asked somewhat surprised.

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“No, but I’ll bet she has never swallowed your cum like during your whole marriage.”

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“You do know her,” he laughed, “I have to do something special just to get her to give me a blowjob. And ‘something special’ always means expensive.” Then John got a forlorn look on his face and sighed, ”You know what? Sex is supposed to be a mutually enjoyable activity between married couples. Unfortunately I have been married to a woman that just doesn't get it. She uses sex as some sort of reward system in which she dispenses it only when I have done ‘something special.’ Then when she does give up the goodies, she lies there and waits for me to do all the damn work. She’s given me head to completion exactly zero times in 13-years of marriage. Yet she depends upon my oral skills to fix her up every time. She lies there acting like just the simple act of allowing me to enter her vagina negates any requirement on her part to actually move around. I feel like I'm just stabbing her with my penis like I was some sort of knife-wielding mugger. She hates it when I want to discuss sex and avoids the subject. I hate this bullshit. And then people wonder why I come to a porno shop.”

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He says, “I gotta repay you for that blowjob.”

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“How?”

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Without answering, John started kissing Judy again, working his way down her neck, to her breasts. Then he pulled her legs over his shoulders so he can eat her pussy. I can tell Judy is in an uncomfortable position so I say, “Let us go up to the front. You’ll both be much more comfortable and you could put on a real show.” Judy picks up her blouse and making no attempt to put it on or cover up, she proudly marched up front with her two sex toys sniffing after her.
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Once Judy is comfortably seated, John knelt down and spread her legs wide open for everyone to see. Then he quickly started rubbing her clit and putting on a show by gently spreading her delicate pink pussy lips.
In no time he’s licking and kissing Judy’s neck, nibbling her earlobes and fondling her breasts. Slowly he worked his way back down to her crotch. Then he sensuously ran his tongue along the backside of her calves to the backside of her knees, while at the same time caressing and fondling the cheeks of her fine ass. After a few minutes of this I watch as he worked his tongue up to her hot wet pussy. When he started licking and nibbling her again, and its obvious that he’s doing a wonderful job by the sounds and actions that Judy is making. As he licked and sucked her soft delicate lips and clit, he is toyed with her hot little asshole. Judy has never been involved in ass play so his probing startled her. Her reward for her lack of cooperation is a swat on her naked butt. Her legs are over John’s shoulders, so he stood and lifted her up so that her cute little derriere was up in the air. Then while she was in this vulnerable position, he gave her naked butt a good sound spanking. Then it was time for John to apply a tongue massage to sooth her cherry red little bottom.

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By this time Judy was …

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To be continued…

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Judy at the Adult Theater

Part-2-of-2

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By this time, Judy was so wet, that I could see her juices glistening on John’s fingers as he worked them in and out of her pussy. I almost cummed when he pulled his fingers out of Judy’s pussy and made her lick her own love sauce off of them. Moving his hands to Judy breasts, he pinched her nipples as he paused, on his way back down to her pussy, to lick her belly button. Soon, John was eating and licking her pussy again. I could tell by his technique that John loved to eat pussy and had pleased a lady or two in the past.

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I truly love seeing Judy being pleased by another man. Judy grew up in the Catholic Church under very strict rules. As I mentioned earlier, Judy was a virgin when we got married, all her life she’s been very reserved sexually. She has had many others men though, now that I’ve made it my mission for her to catch up on her experiences. Anyway, Judy leaned around and started enthusiastically giving me a blowjob while John and his expert tongue continue to make her cum over and over. Every time she cummed, she’d stopped and hold my cock in her mouth until the orgasmic waves passed. Counting the first one in the first seats, I’ve count eight so far.
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Finally, John came up for air by kissing his way back up Judy’s body to her lips, which at the time are wrapped around my cock. When he got there, he asked her, “Did you like that?”

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Pulling my cock out, Judy sighed, “Your wife is one lucky woman.”

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“Not really,” He says, “She won’t let me eat her.”

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With a disgusted shake of her head, Judy murmured, “Poor thing she does not know what she is missing. That was the best I have ever had,” I nod in agreement.
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This is when things start to get weird. John is lying between Judy’s legs. And she’s lying between my legs, switching off between sucking my cock and talking to him. Maybe it was because my cock was mere inches away from both of their mouths, I don’t know, anyway, he started kissing Judy and then she pulled away to suck my cock and then goes back to kissing him. Things were getting pretty hot when somehow my cock got in the middle of their kissing. Next thing I know they started taking turns putting my cock way down their throats as if it were a deep throat contest. Their tongues slapped into each other as they licked it from opposite sides. Judy was better; she could take me all the way to my balls. But try as he might, John just couldn’t quite make it that last couple of inches. When my legs began to shake, Judy fed my cock to John, urging me to suck me dry. His head started bobbing up and down, moving his mouth faster and faster up and down my ridge shaft. I’d always fantasized about something like this, so I just close my eyes and hoped my cock would be in his mouth when I blow. I felt my cock swell and throb right before my balls exploded spraying salty cum down his throat. Then John sucked me like a straw, while Judy caressed my balls. Exhausted, I fell back, pulling my cock out of his mouth. With a girlish giggle, Judy started kissing him so that she could share my cum with him.
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Sucking my cock really turned John on. Remembering that he’s laying in between Judy’s wide spread legs, he whispers in a lusty low voice, “I want to be inside you.”

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She says,” Me too but not here.”

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As they are talking he pulls his cock out, saying, “Yes, right here, RIGHT NOW!”

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“NO NOT HERE!” Judy almost screamed. “But before the words are out of her mouth, John is pinning her down and forcing his cock between her engorged lips and brutally ramming it in up to her kidneys. She tried to squirm and get away but John knew that her resistance is just for show. “No,” she moans, “please, no,” as she spreads her legs wider and pulls her knees up against her chest, allowing him deeper penetration. Once John’s cock is buried ‘balls’ deep inside her, Judy grabbed the cheeks of his ass and started to cum. This is cum number nine and it re-started her cum machine. Judy is multi-orgasmic and when you get her started, there is no stopping her, her cum flows like a river. As John did some world class fucking, all I could hear was, “I am cumming, oh god, I’m cumming!” and “fuck me! Fuck me hard!” and “Cum in me. I want to feel your hot cum in my pussy!” all this noise really drew in the idiots, who form a perimeter around us but staying far enough away so as not to be a bother us. Even though everybody there was having a good time and enjoying the free show, they respected us enough to keep their distance.

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One of Judy’s favorite positions is female dominant and she finally gets her way. She made John sit on the couch so she could climb on him and lower herself down on his rock hard cock. As she eagerly bounced up and down in his lap, I lost count of her orgasms after 23. Glancing around, I saw an acceptable looking guy in the crowd so I motioned him over. I told him to feel free to suck her nipples and play with her clit while she was jumping up and down on John’s cock. Having her clit touched was all it took to get the cum-machine going again. And I think she must have cummed another dozen times before John finally dumped his load of hot cum in her pussy.

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They both collapsed from exhaustion, John back onto the couch and back against the guy that I’d called over. Shivers of ecstasy surged through her body as she leaned back against him, loving the feeling of being so intimate with total strangers. After a few minutes Judy laboriously climbed off his now flaccid cock. When some cum started running down her leg, she mischievously scooped it up with her finger and put on a little show for the on lookers by sensuously licked it off her fingers. When they gave her a huge round of applause, she realized that there were now about 30-people watching. She quickly grabbed my hand and says, “Let’s get the hell out of here.”

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“I’ve got a better idea,” I tell her, “Let’s go to the viewing booths where there’s more privacy.” Still with no blouse on, Judy got up and boldly strolled through the porn store, past all the perverts looking for their next cock to suck, and back to the private booths area.
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Picking a booth with a glory hole, we sat down and rested a couple of minutes. While we were resting, I rolled us a joint. Lightening it, I took a puff and passed it to Judy. Then as she took a puff, I reached down and pulled her legs open. Then with a grin I said, “Look at you. You’ve really been having a good time haven’t you? And who was it that didn’t want to come back?”

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“You’re right,” she admitted, “You’re always right. It sounded too good to be true. I still couldn’t believe,” she sighed, “how good John ate my pussy and how turned on I got fucking him.”

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As I rolled another joint, I said, “The pot probably helped. It made you less inhibited.”

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“Well,” she said, as she lit up the second joint, “Whatever. It was great.” The smell of the joint got the manager’s attention because shortly there was a knock on the door. When I opened it; it was the guy that was sucking Judy’s nipple while she was fucking John. As he’s telling me that there was no smoking in the private booths, Judy sees him and says, “It is you.” Then as she bounced over and kissed him.

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“Yes,” he stammers as he fondles her still naked breast. Then with a laugh, Judy took a big hit off the joint and kissed him. As she kissed him, she forced the smoke down his throat, or as we use to call it back in the 70s, give him ‘shot-gun,’ an expression that actually stemmed from the practice of GIs in Viet Nam. They would jack the slide back on their High Standard shotguns. Then one guy would put his mouth over the barrel and the other would take a huge toke and blow it through the breach and into his buddy’s mouth. She makes him hold it in by kissing him for a minute or two.

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“Wow that is good stuff. I haven’t had anything like that in years.”

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With a mischievous grin, Judy asks, “Are you talking about the smoke or me?”

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Being no fool, he answered, “You babe,” as he takes a big hit and does the same to Judy that she did to him. After those big hits I could tell that they were starting to get fucked up.
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I excused myself to go to the bathroom, knowing that when I returned, they would be fucking. On my way back there was a nice looking guy standing in the hall, so on a whim I told him to come with me. I wanted to get my cock sucked through a glory hole, so instead of going back to our booth, I went to the booth next door to it. When I started to open the door of the booth, a guy came rushing out with a flushed look on his face. Once inside with the door shut, I peeked through the hole and saw my completely naked wife leaning over the glory hole with both hands on the wall. I could tell by the way her breasts were flopping, that the guy was pounding the shit out of her from behind. I told the guy with me to take a look. As soon as he looked, he immediately whipped out his cock out and shoved through the hole into Judy’s face. Happily she opened her mouth and deep throated him. The force of the pounding that she was taking moved her mouth up and down his shaft so fast, that it wasn’t long until he lost his load down her throat.

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When I put my cock in the hole, she wanted to know, ”What are you doing over there? Get over here.”

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“I want you to suck my cock,” I explained, “through the hole like you did those other two guys.” As we talked, I reached through the hole and pinched her nipple. When I pulled my hand back, and replaced it with my cock, Judy grabbed it and gave me the best blowjob she could under the circumstances. Soon the guy pounding her started yelling “I going to cum. where do you want it?”

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She yelled back loud enough for everybody in the place could hear her, “In me. Cum in my pussy. Please fill me with hot cum.” Soon accompanied by loud grunts they were both cumming. I thought the guy was going to pound Judy’s head through the wall with the final thrusts of his cumming cock.
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After he left and I went back to our booth. As I left the booth I was in a guy in leg braces and crutches hobbled in on his crutches behind me. Naturally, when I got to our booth, Judy was down on her knees sucking him off. Judy said because he tried to stand where they couldn’t be seen through the ‘glory-hole’, she could tell that he was self conscious about his braces. With the big cock that he had, he need not have worried though. She would have sucked it anyway. When I could tell by her noises that things were getting good, he pulled his cock out of her mouth, and back away from the ‘hole.’ and then according to Judy, he just stood there with his cock waving in the breeze. When she told him to put it back in the ‘hole’, he said that he was about to cum. She told him that in that case he'd better hurry and get it back into her mouth then. He was so shocked, that I heard him say, “You mean you don’t care if I cum in your mouth?”

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Judy answered, “Hell yes, I want you to cum in my mouth. What do you think I’m sucking your cock for?” He needed no more encouragement. He quickly had his cock back in her mouth and true to his word; he did indeed quickly cummed in her willing mouth. From his reaction, that must have been the first time that anyone had ever let him cum in their mouth and he loved it, especially when Judy swallowed.

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After Judy finished sucking off the cripple, I asked her if she really liked what had happened with the guy that’d just fucked her, because normally she liked slow and smooth deep strokes not ‘slam bang, thank you, ma'am.

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She said, ”It must be the smokes or something because that guy really felt good. When I was screaming, it was not fake.”

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I asked, “Are you about ready to go?”

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With a giggle, she said, “Feel my pussy. I am totally full of cum.” When she said that she grabbed my hand and put it on her pussy and she was right, cum was indeed oozing out of her. She knows how much I like that, so she wasn’t surprised when I dropped my pants and sat down in the chair. “Open the door,” I told her; “I want you to put on a show for the boys in the hall.” This booth had glory holes on both sides and there were already hard cocks sticking through them. Sitting down in my lap, I fucked her pussy full of cum dog-style while she jacked the two ‘glory-hole’ guys off.

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When we got home we had mind blowing sex that night and then again the first thing in the morning. As soon as we walked in the door, I picked her up and carried her to our bed and laid her down. When I joined her, she welcomed me into her. We came together in an explosion of passion, locked in each other’s arms, sharing kiss after overwhelm kiss. I began to caress her, and she responded eagerly, moving restlessly, wanting more, needing more. My lips traced patterns of fire over her silken flesh, causing her to arch against me in loves unspoken invitation. And I love being awakened with a blowjob. Needless to say I didn’t go to work and didn’t give a damn. We’re going to have another wild night next weekend. I made her breakfast in bed and then we just stayed in bed all day having sex and basking in the essence and after glow of the sex from the night before. By the time we got up, we both needed a shower.
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The End…

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